Rezumat

Some things I've learned in almost two years of Belgium:
 1. On the streets, you should never say "Hi" back; 
2. Apparently, it's way more depressing to be born in Belgium than in any other country;
 3. Ignorance comes from Turkey; 
4. Legally, you can have a driving license without knowing how to drive;
5. With ten euros, you can either buy three cheap beers or three grams of weed; 
6. "Manele" is Romania's folkloric music; 
7. The sun will never shine on your street or if it does, it would only be for two hours per year;
 8. Every bad reputation has a bit too many true stories behind it;
 9. Spanish, Italian and Dutch; 
10. I look more Polish than Romanian; 
11. Chinese food is the best; 
12. How to walk on high heels; 
13. If you are smart you will get over it; 
14. People seem more intelligent just by speaking in a foreign language; 
15. "Be yourself" is past tense;